Worth a Thousand Words, Probably More

In case you thought that we were lying about Ron Jeremy hanging out with K-Fed and his clique in Vegas... here's a picture to prove it.

Kevin Federline & Ron Jeremy

The Gossip would never tell a lie. Trust us. In any case, what more really needs to be said about the picture above? Not a whole lot. Except for the fact that Ron, being an adult film star, may very well have boned Kevin's mom.

Shifting gears, we have learned that the deadbeat spouse of Britney Spears -- despite never working a day in his life, and achieving fame only through mooching off his immensely hot, talented wife -- is already looking to add "actor" to his illustrous career resume.

In gearing up for his performance on the Teen Choice Awards on August 20, Federline told reporters that he would love to be in a movie.

"I've already been offered a couple of scripts. The most interesting one was a role as a drug dealer, starring Ben Affleck's brother (Casey). I was supposed to audition, but I got really sick and couldn't make it," he said.

"Sick," he says. Translation: Stoned.

Jackass.


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1 Comment

  1. preyer Says:

    jeez, can anyone say 'libel'? you know, i'm far from a fan of this guy, but after being dubbed 'deadbeat,' lazy, a mooch, a 'jackass' and being accused of smoking pot, i think i'd look into my legal options here. then again, 'hollywood gossip' probably has problems paying the light bill, so i doubt there's much to be had. still, just to deter other crappy online 'news' services from this kind of story, i'd try anyway.

    granted, the guy is an unlikable cheeseball. still, he was a dancer, and that requires some work. 'never had a job.' he was her back-up dancer! of course his fame, such that it is, is derived from marrying spears. what, was she only supposed to marry a famous person? and who amongst us can say we've never smoked a doobie when we were young? as far being a 'deadbeat' i assume they mean 'deadbeat dad' and i'm not so sure he is. father of year? probably not. a deadbeat? hm, not sure i'd go that far.

    the jackasses i'm seeing here work for 'hollywood gossip,' an online scandal sheet that wouldn't be able to survive in the real world of publishing.


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