You know what they always say: Kevin Federline is a white trash deadbeat. Oh, sorry. They always say that women are attracted to guys that remind them of their dads. A People magazine photo spread of Federline compared with Jamie Spears (father of his wife, Britney Spears) really drills this theory home. Just look at these guys! It's like a light bulb has gone off here at T.H. Gossip. No wonder Britney is attracted to this loser -- he reminds her of home!
Britney is clearly country at heart, despite having many millions of dollars that K-Fed is intent on spending with his Black AmEx card, which he isn't likely to put down anytime soon. The man got his own record label! Ironically, in real life, Federline (who fathered two children with actress Shar Jackson prior to marrying Spears), has disproved the theory that you can't go back after having gone black.
We're just waiting for the day when little Sean Preston asks "Daddy, where do babies come from?" and a stoic Federline answers simply "Me."