Wait, Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn NOT Engaged!

We got it right the first time. Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are NOT getting married any time soon, people.

The actress, in fact, has blasted recent rumors that she's engaged to Vaughn because she's so sick of them being covered on "serious" news shows.

"I'm not engaged and I don't have a ring and I haven't been proposed to," Aniston said simply - and sharply - to People magazine.

"Normally we don't even acknowledge these things because they're endless, at this point ... the thing that got me was that I was getting phone calls from Greece! My Aunt Mary in Greece is getting accused of lying! I mean, they're getting angry."

The former Friends star went on about extensive news shows and sites that picked up on the faux engagement scent.

"My dad calls and he says, ‘Honey, it's on the CNN crawl, ‘ and I'm going, ‘Wait a second!' When it starts to travel over into the Today show and CNN and [TheHollywoodGossip.com], supposedly reliable and accurate news programs, then you just go, ‘This is insane. People are getting fed a lot of bull'.

"Tabloids are going to lie all the time. You're prepared for that. But it's the news. And you think, ‘Well, we need to trust what our newscasters are saying when we have this horrific situation that's actually taking place in the world, I mean, we are getting reported the truth, right? The American people need to believe [the news]. Please. Get it together."

Game. Set. Match. Aniston. As the kind-hearted beauty stated her and Vaughn are "just being. We're having a good time," The Gossip would like to take this moment to apologize.

We blame everything on Tom Cruise. That guy is making us crazy, too!