Last week, Us Weekly reported that Travis Barker of Blink 182 fame and his wife, former Miss USA and Playboy centerfold Shanna Moakler, have decided to end their marriage of nearly two years. Now, Travis' online bashing of his estranged wife indicates that we might not hold our breath for an amicable separation between the stars of MTV's Meet the Barkers.
According to a diatribe on Barker's own MySpace page, he says that the "nanny is great" and "this nanny is also referred to as mommy at times."
Ouch, Shanna. He also pretty much calls his wife a lazy ass hoe, to make a long story short. But you can get the skinny on that below.
The whole thing sort of goes off course when the dude starts talking about condoms, so feel free to skip the link to his page. We have got the highs and lows for you right here. NOTE: The spelling mistakes, of which there are more than a few, are Barker's, not those of T.H. Gossip.
WHAT IT IS 4 THE RECORDâ€¦
- What's happnin' â€¦ gotta say this is wierd for me. I've never blogged or left a journal, or had my own website for EVERYBODY to read. I've always expressed my self thru my music/drums.
- I've never had anybody flat out lie about me or say things so FOUL in the press either so there is a first for everything.
- It's important to me what my fans think.
- We stand up for ourselvesâ€¦when someone pushes you/us, NO MATTER HOW BIG we stand up and push right back before we let them have itâ€¦.right?
- Well im here to set the record straight about my divorce for anybody wondering Here i will give you a walk in my life with Shanna Moakler.
- It starts around 5:30. (SHANNA SLEEPING) i wake up and get my babiesâ€¦.we play wit dinosaurs, numbers, we change dirty dipers, it's the best.
- Around 7am our oldest gets up (SHANNA SLEEPING). She gets ready for school and i make her "coffee milk" and a bagel. the other babies are knee deep in eggies and applesauce.
- SHANNA DOESN'T EVEN TAKE HER DAUGHTER TO SCHOOL, her ASSISTANT DOES.
- At 8am our nanny comes in, she is the best, at 9am we go on a walk, me and my sonâ€¦we find pine cone tree's. At 10am i go to breakfast meeting.
- At 11am (SHANNA SLEEPING) i return from breakfast and kiss the babies goodbye, it's time to drive to [work].
- I get back from [work] round' 2pm and i head over to my studio. (SHANNA IS JUST NOW GETTING UP:) SHANNA GOES TO GET NAILS DONE WIT HER ASSISTANT.
- During the hours from 2pm-5pm im @ my $tudio working on the 44 record(my new band) in studio A and in B i produce trax for TOO- SHORT,B-REAL, PAUL WALL, TI, SKINHEAD ROBâ€¦it's my passion, music is everything to me.
- Round 6pm i have dinner wit the babies and my nanny, (SHANNA IS M.I.A. NOTE TO SELFâ€¦.SHE IS NOT AT WORKâ€¦ SHE WORKED 6 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS, ROUND 8PM I USUALLY RECIEVE A TEXT SAYING SHE'S GOING OUT TO DINNER)
- I'm now going to play an X-GAMES party for DC SHOES wit my boy DJAM. By the wayâ€¦.we are working/performing. It's now 11pm, we are going onâ€¦.we kill it, we have so much fun. (WHO KNOWS WHERE MY WIFE IS AT THIS POINT, CAN U TAKE ANY GUESS')
- Around 1am i get homeâ€¦.NO SHANNA, JUST THE SMELL OF PERFUME LIKE GNARLY. MY NANNY IS STILL AT THE HOUSEâ€¦(THIS NANNY IS ALSO TO REFERRED TO AS MOMMY at times). I SHOWER AND GET INTO BED, ROUND 3:30 AM MY WIFE GETS IN, DRUNK, LOUD CURSING CAUSE SHE HATES MY FRIENDS, HATES MY BANDS, MY WORK, HATES ME â€¦. I GO TO BED AND REPEAT THIS EVERYDAYâ€¦.
- MY BREKING POINTâ€¦â€¦.
- That brings me to week ago, I CAME ACROSS CONDOMS(WE DONT USE CONDOMS EVER) I WAS INFORMED BY OUR REALITOR SHANNA WAS DOING DANCING WIT THE STARS?(why wouldn't she tell me right? A MYSPACE ACCOUNT?(WHERE SHE POSTS PIX OF OUR CHILDREN AND HER AND I HALF NAKED???????WIERD??? A MYSPACE AFFAIR WIT SOME guy(DORK) AND RUMORS OF HER CHEATING.
- IMM'A LAY IT OUTâ€¦ I LOST MY MOTHER TO CANCER AT 16, IT BROKE MY F*CKING HEART. MY PARENTS WERE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING DIVORCED WHEN THIS HAPPENED. WITH THAT BEING SAIDâ€¦..I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY CHILDEREN. I WANT THE BEST MOMMY EVER FOR THEMâ€¦.I TRIED, I WENT TO THERAPY WIT SHANNA.
- I LOVE SHANNA VERY MUCH, SO MUCH I HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE I'M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO STAY IN A SITUATION THATS UNFAIR AND UNFIT TO BUILD A FAMILY.
- I NEVER WANTED THISâ€¦.NEVER. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND A DREAM OF MINE IS GONE.
- I'M NOT SURE WHAT TOMMORROW HOLDS, YOU NEVER DOâ€¦.STAY UP-I LOVE U GUYS.
SORRY FOR THE MIS-SPELLING/ TYPE ERRORS
Wow. Not good times in the Barker / Moakler estate. Sounds like their home life was about as normal as what we hear about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. We're willing to bet that this divorce is gonna get ugly, and soon. Maybe not quite as ugly, in terms of shock value and emotional pain, to what Christie Brinkley is going through, but a lot more dysfunctional. I mean, just look at these people.