Some things at last night's Teen Choice Awards were startling. Yes, the performance of Kevin Federline was that shockingly awful - and we were prepard for the Apocalypse.

Other aspects of the program, however, were entertaining and ran smoothly. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson didn't murder one another, for example. Also, those precocious teens got at least one vote correct:

Jessica Alba as Choice Hottie. Right you were, kids. Right you were ...