Suri Cruise Still Shrouded In Mystery

We're going on three and a half months since the supposed birth of Suri Cruise, and the shroud of secrecy has yet to be lifted.

No pictured have surfaced of the daughter of insane actor Tom Cruise and his younger, rough-looking fiancee Katie Holmes, allegedly brought into this cruel world April 18. Some celebrities claim to have seen her, but no one believes Leah Remini and/or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or that other chick named Cruz. Come on.

To some, this has become a holdout of staggering proportions. Some, T.H. Gossip included, have come to think of it as a conspiracy. Clearly, if you look at the results of our POLL (above, right), we're not the only ones.

The whereabouts of baby Suri has become so hotly debated that some columnists are calling her the Loch Ness Monster (right).

Just the same, TomKat insists that pics of Suri will be released shortly, according to a spokesman.

One rumor regarding the little one's absence from the public eye is that her photos didn't get high enough bids on the open market. Another is that her protective pop is worried about kidnapping threats. His spokesman is quick to deny that buzz, however, and even denies that Cruise is reluctant to show Suri at all.

"He hasn't been reluctant," spokesman Arnold Robinson said. "They will be making a decision to release the photographs [of Suri] shortly."

MSNBC asked whether the pics be released to a single or a select few media outlets, or whether it will be a general release.

"That's part of the decision they'll be making shortly," he said.