Sucky Paris Hilton Doesn't Actually Suck

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Let's review what we've learned about Paris Hilton this week:

She cries over her music. She's overrated. She can't dance.

Thanks to a recent interview with Blender magazine, fans also now have a glimpse into what's going down in Paris' world. Here's a hint: it ain't Paris.

Pleasant Paris

"My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters â€" she knew this person who had craters. I'm like, ‘What is that from?' She's like, 'from giving blow jobs.'

"I'm like, ‘You get craters?' And I totally believed her. She's like, ‘It's from sucking.' I'm like, ‘Ewwww!' I told my boyfriend â€" he's like, ‘Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, ‘Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, ‘Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.'"

Sucks for you, Stavros. Or, unfortunately, it doesn't. We're sure this is the reason Hilton abstains from providing oral pleasure, though. It's not because she's selfish and spoiled or anything.

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Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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