The amazing Britney Spears went on a shopping spree this weekend, spending more than five thousand dollars' worth of United States currency in under 30 minutes. The 24-year-old pregnant pop princess reportedly was downright dotty over a polka dot headband and a spotty frock as she browsed Los Angeles store Intuition.
NOTE: We have no idea what any of that means.
Britney also splashed out on a big straw hat (she's country, don'cha know) and snared up a stripy cardigan and a handbag. The star, who is due to crank out her second child with
white trash deadbeat disgrace to the-species waste of oxygen husband Kevin Federline next month, told onlookers she is looking forward to birthing her kid and losing her baby weight.
"She said she can't wait to get to fit back into the clothes. She loved the head band. It reminded her of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman," an onlooker said.
Rumours of a split with K-Fed continue to surround the star, who ventured out without him. However, his absence may have simply been due to the rapping aspirant's recent shopping ban after he spent thousands of dollars of her money on bling and other items in Las Vegas. We don't really blame him for that, though -- when Ron Jeremy does your mom, you gotta make yourself feel better somehow.
"She seemed in good spirits but there was no ring on her finger. She was also having a good look at all the baby clothes, espiacilly all the cute little T-shirts," the onlooker said.
As professional onlookers, we can't help but be disappointed in this source. That's the best you can do? Give us more! WEAK.
Britney shopped while her 11-month-old son Sean Preston slept in the car, watched by her security guard. Suffice it to say, he was poorly dressed.