They've conquered the world of spots (sort of). They've dominated the music universe (not at all). What's next for Victoria and David Beckham?

The perfume industry (oh gosh).

Indeed, the British couple has unveiled its new line of fragrances ,entitled "Intimately Beckham for Him" and "for Her." Posh Spice and the former English football captain appear in the perfume ad, featuring the duo entwined in a very sexy embrace (see below).

We can't blame Beckham too much for this less than manly foray. After all, Derek Jeter recently came out with a cologne. And, well, The OC apparently has a scent-filled product line now.

According to the ads, "For Him" keeps it masculine, with an aroma of patchouli and amber, while "For Her" aims to capture "the essence of Victoria known only to the people closest to her" by featuring a flowery incense layered with vanilla and sandalwood. Wow. Good thing she wasn't Sweaty Spice, huh? Huh?

The fragrances will be available September 1, but unfortunately you'll have to venture to England. While there, don't forget to smile for the camera of Heather Mills.