Hey, don't blame Lindsay Lohan for how many guys she's been a mean naughty girl to - it's television's fault. The promiscuous actress claims her attitude to men has been shaped by watching Sex and the City.

Perish this gross thought, readers: The show started when Lindsay was 12. Even then, she was quite the fan.

"Sex and the City changed everything for me, because those girls would just sleep with so many people."

Firecrotch has a point. After all, Osama bin Laden blames the violence on 24 for his tendencies and beliefs.

Lohan also admits she has a double standard when she's in a relationship:

"If I'm going to give my body to someone, I'd rather them not be with other people. But I want to be able to if I like someone else."

Oh, Harry Morton, how lucky you are! In wholly unrelated news, we hope you've been tested for every STD in the planet recently.

Meanwhile, is there a chance Paris Hilton was referring to her rival when she uttered the following:

"It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything .. Girls need to calm down and realize that sex isn't everything. It's frightening. Women are getting as bad as boys now for sleeping around."

Amen, Paris. Maybe you don't suck after all. No, seriously, we know you don't.