As we've said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can't get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.
The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the "Worst Dressed Man in the World" on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She's the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!
And to think she wants to start her own clothing line. For kids. God help us all. Regarding Britney's less than stellar wardrobe choices for her son, who turns 1 next month, the magazine says the following:
"Being the offspring of a hyper fertile backup dancer and prematurely wilted flower is no excuse, but being 12 months almost is... As soon as you gain some dexterity, straighten out your hat."
Hyper fertile backup dancer? Prematurely wilted flower? We can't even try to complete with that at this time. It is Friday afternoon, after all.
But seriously, Sean. Straighten out the hat, will ya?
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August 16th, 2006 6:21 PM
For Brittany and all who need some hope,
You are not white trash! God sees you as his wonderful beautiful creation! Do you know you are put here for a purpose? Yes you are! God wants to put you to work for him. Wow! Greater purpose! What do you mean? He created you for his glory and pleasure! Jesus died for your sins and can make you clean and whole again. He is real and alive! Watch the Passion of Christ! See what God did for you. Jesus has his arms opened wide for you and your family! No one else has ever done this and stayed around throughout my lifetime except Christ! Go to the Los Angeles Dream Center and Angeles Temple. See what I am talking about. Let the Lord minister to you. The website for that address is dream cent.com or org. love God with all your heart and life. after all he did!
August 17th, 2006 4:37 PM
Oh no, not a religious nutjob! Anyways, Brit IS white trash, and that baby is UGLY as hell! I think it might be retarded, judging from those expressions on it's grimy little face, but what can you expect from an inbred hillbilly mother, and a wigger lowlife father? God, Brit is a walking advertisement for getting your tubes tied, she just reinforces my disdain of children, pregnancy, and the like. You just KNOW her kids are going to end up in rehab, writing a tell-all book on their terrible childhood, jail, and in a string of failed marriages. Why does she feel the need to breed more useless, spoiled, incompetent, ignorant trash? Aren't she and her husband too much white trash for this world to handle? Gross fat brood sow, I am going to rip my uterus out and set it aflame so I never end up like her, fat, lazy, popping out child after child...what a waste of time, she should have just concentrated on her career instead of having a bunch of kids. Kids are THE biggest waste fo time, money, energy, etc. in the world! And she's definitely NOT smart or motivated enough to raise them, but at least the nanny will have steady employment! Useless bitch.
December 10th, 2006 11:33 AM
Holy crap Britney needs to take a look at herself and loose some weight, she used to be so beautiful! WTF happend!