Are they or aren't they? No, we're not talking about whether or not Jessica Simpson's boobs are real.
Instead, the question at stake is whether or not Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are actually engaged. As an anxious public awaits word on the validity of these nuptials, one man is not pleased about the announcement â€" and we're not talking about Brad Pitt.
Stephen Huvane, Aniston's PR dude, is mad at the Today show for spreading what he says is a totally false rumor; and he's seeking revenge by pulling his other A-listers from the show indefinitely.
Among Huvane's clients are Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, and Kirsten Dunst. According to Page Six, they're now being sent to Today competitor, Good Morning America, as punishment for announcing the couple's engagement last Wednesday.
"The timing couldn't be worse," says an insider cited by the New York Post. "September is when the ratings war traditionally heats up, and Huvane's clients have some big movies coming out."
Us Weekly, however, stands by its story. And The Gossip stands by its poll.
Based on the votes of you, our loyal fan base, Vinnifer is the most likely famous couple to get married in the near future. Take that, MerDer!