Sketchy Photos Prove Suri Cruise is Maybe Real
It looks like Suri Cruise is real after all.
Okay, we're not willing to concede that. Not by a long shot.
Nevertheless, a couple of superstar friends of the Gossip, the venerable x17online.com and pinkisthenewblog.com, are doing some of the most stellar investigative work we've seen in an attempt to debunk the Suri myth. We're not sure how in the heck they got these pics, or if they're even real, but it is our duty to bring them to you just the same. After all, Hollywood news and rumors are two of the three things we promise our readers.
The third being breasts.
EXHIBIT A: Below you see a woman that appears to be homely housewife Katie Holmes in the window of her big-ass mansion.

EXHIBIT B: This is supposedly Suri Cruise. Maybe. His Pinkness seems to think so, as evidenced by his annotations. The Gossip? Not convinced.

EXHIBIT C: Nothing too controversial here. Just a couple of shots of Tom Cruise and his future ex-wife embracing. How sweet.


November 21st, 2006 1:26 PM
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