Paris Hilton's Dog is our Hero

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It's a good thing Paris Hilton is making friends with a certain famous kitty - because he dog frickin hates her!

We don't know if she was bribed by Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, or simply expressing the sentiments shared by human beings around the universe, but Hilton's pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit Paris on the arm early Tuesday morning.

Paris Hilton Shopping Dog

This news made our morning decade.

The wound was superficial (damn!) and Paris spent a few hours at the hospital receiving a tetanus shot.

Hilton called the guy with the worst job on the planet, publicist Elliot Mintz, at about 3 a.m. Tuesday after the incident occurred. Mintz drove her to the emergency room where she was seen by a doctor, treated and released. The whole ordeal took just a few hours.

But we'll be basking in the enjoyment of its for weeks.

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GET A DOG UP YA...

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THAT MONKEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER RABIES, SHE'S SUCH A DUMP BITCH.