You know, if Paris Hilton could turn back time, she probably wouldn't have had sex with Cher's son.
Of course, the blonde that puts the "HO" in hotel heiress claims she didn't actually get it on with Elijah Blue Allman, but we'll believe that when Ellen Pompeo eats something.
Allman, however, isn't merely claiming he shagged Hilton (after all, would that make him at all unique?); he went on The Howard Stern Show and said he feared that Paris gave him an STD.
The lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy claimed he became so worried after the horizonal jaunt between the sheets that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.
Probably. That's typically what Harry Morton uses, post-coital, every time he hangs out with Lindsay Lohan.
Hilton is "not happy" about Allman's comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a "sweet girl." Just one that may or may not have poisoned his genitals.
Allman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton's reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie. We have doubts about that statement, however. How would he even see this waif-like celebrity to know for sure it was her?!?
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December 19th, 2009 6:27 AM
NEED SOME CRACK SPACKLE TO FILL THE HOLE IN THAT RUBBISH BIN HAS SEEN MORE PRICKS THAN A USED DART BOARD
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October 29th, 2009 4:22 AM
Hehe ,this false assed stick ficgure will never change
October 17th, 2009 6:34 AM
Paris Hilton dating Logan Real? Seen in Miami together.
August 31st, 2009 2:50 AM
oh and one other item for the thinkers among us:
Has anyone else considered the STDs' feelings in releasing this, oh so private, alledged association with Paris?
I mean really fair reporting always considers all parties to an infection...no matter how small.
August 31st, 2009 2:31 AM
It's gonna more than sting depending on what brand of cooties go through...eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww (money just can't buy what it used to, in these times of rank austerity) This is, of course, all the rage on twitter...go see what the Kutchers have to say about this scourge…Punk’d or what?
August 11th, 2009 5:40 AM
it stings
April 22nd, 2009 12:08 AM
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/1/journal18.jpg
April 21st, 2009 11:38 PM
Got Propolis?