Say this about Paris Hilton: she sucks. Oh, also say this: her actions don't exactly stand by her words.

A few weeks after claiming she was single and loving it, everyone's least favorite hotel heiress human being is back together with her ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos â€" at least for now.

"We're together now here. We love each other," Hilton told People magazine on Monday at Diddy's Unforgettable 50 party aboard a rented yacht.

ome profound, long-lasting words of affection. The Gossip isn't sure, however, if Paris maintained such love once Stavros got off her.

On Saturday night, Hilton was seen partying with Niarchos at the VIP Room nightclub, where she treated him to a pole dance. Viewers said it was difficult to differentiate between Hilton and the pole. The following night they kissed at the nearby club Les Caves du Roy.

After this nauseating pair split earlier int the year, Niarchos was involved with Mary-Kate Olsen. He was also spotted partying with Lindsay Lohan - then again, who hasn't been?

In other Paris news: Hilton says her falling out with former best friend and "Simple Life" co-star Nicole Richie was due to the Hollywood limelight.
In an interview with New York gay nightlife magazine HX, Paris says her and Nicole "grew apart because of fame." She also documents their falling out on her upcoming album with a track entitled "Jealousy."

"Jealousy is the evilest emotion, and it doesn't do any good for anyone ... When people let jealousy take over them, it destroys friendships," a very profound Hilton said.

As Nicole tries to get back to 85 pounds, however, reports state that these two former pals will try to make up later this summer. We can only hope "make up" is code for "vanish forever from the earth."