Numerous sources confirm that the wondrous Britney Spears is set to renew her wedding vows with disgrace white trash loser worthless human being husband Kevin Federline, the former backup dancer and current aspiring rapper she dubiously married in 2004.

The singer and husband will hold a ceremony this fall, shortly after the birth of their second child, rumored to be entering this cruel world on Halloween. Britney was expected to give birth next month, but Federline let it slip during a recent radio interview that his wife is planning to go into labor on Halloween day.

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Working at The Daily Show is obviously a pain-staking task. You've gotta somehow find humor in the words and action of President Bush.

And what do correspondents receive for such hard work? A pat on the back? Mockery from established programs such as Fox News? Critically-acclaimed success in follow-up projects?

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Legendary rocker Bruce Springsteen is denying recent reports that he has split with his wife, Patti Scialfa. An article in the New York Post last week suggested that Springsteen had separated from Scialfa, who sings and plays guitar in his famed E Street Band lineup, and who has been married to the Boss for 18 years.

On his official website, the 56-year-old New Jersey native describes the speculation as unfounded and ugly rumors.

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