A nude Birtney Spears, deep into pregnancy? We're not sure what Harper's Bazaar was thinking with that one. But the magazine does have a compelling interview in its August 22 issue with actress and hectic mother, Gwyneth Paltrow. The former lady friend of Brad Pitt opens up about losing weight from her pregnant days, along with an assortment of other topics.

The Oscar winner is now married to Coldplay singer, Chris Martin. The pair broke all records for naming celebrity babies when they christened their duo Apple and Moses.

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A tribute to the late Aaron Spelling, which was to be hosted by daughter Tori Spelling, will not air on ABC this fall as planned. The cancellation occurred because Spelling's widow and Tori's overbearing b!tch of a mother, Candy, nixed the project, People magazine reports.

Spelling, the prolific creator of shows like Love Boat, Charlie's Angels, Dynasty and Beverly Hills 90210, died June 23 at the age of 83.

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Just when you think walking train wreck Britney Spears can't look any more disheveled and thrown together… she raises the bar yet again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Britney used to be hot at one point in time. Who is this person? Back! BACK! Away with you! Go back to the Wal-Mart from whence thou came and give us back our Brit!

The even scarier thing, of course, is that these pics have nothing on the video clip we found yesterday. Dear God! Can someone call the Department of Health & Human Services? A trip to the hospital for "exhaustion" can only be a few weeks away.

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We're going on three and a half months since the supposed birth of Suri Cruise, and the shroud of secrecy has yet to be lifted.

No pictured have surfaced of the daughter of insane actor Tom Cruise and his younger, rough-looking fiancee Katie Holmes, allegedly brought into this cruel world April 18. Some celebrities claim to have seen her, but no one believes Leah Remini and/or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or that other chick named Cruz. Come on.

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