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Forgive us, but it's impossible to take Owen Wilson seriously. We can't say for sure if he's snogging You, Me and Dupree co-star, Kate Hudson.

But we can confirm that the silly dude makes us laugh.

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  • Kate Hudson Smiles

Wilson has finally broken his silence over the rumors, however, that Hudson ditched Chris Robinson for his dented nose and humorous ways.

"I'm single despite what people say. I think hopefully that I'll meet someone that I'll want to have a family with, that's what I would like," Owen said.

If that doesn't work, though, Wilson will probably make up some fake names and see if that Wedding Crashers thing really works.

Meanwhile, a source has the following to say about Hudson and Robinson:

"They never really split. They love each other - Chris can be sarcastic and biting, but not with her."

Biting? That does sound like something the porn-riffic pair would be into.

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We know that crazy fiancee Tom Cruise just got his broke ass fired by Paramount pictures, but doesn't he have any money squirreled away somewhere? Sure he's in serious financial trouble and calling on billionaire investors to bankroll his flicks, but can't he afford to buy his poor fake baby's momma a wardrobe?

Katie Holmes Big Red

Seriously now. What the hell is Katie Holmes wearing? Is she even lucid at this point? She looks like a zombie in every picture we come across, brainwashed and ready to resign herself to a life of misery. Okay, maybe we shouldn't talk. My sister used to wear clothes like this. Then she turned eight. In 1989.

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T.H. Gossip has learned from a reputable source that Gwen Stefani, hubby Gavin Rossdale and baby Kingston James McGregor Rossdale have officially become the proud owners of a four-bedroom home in an exclusive gated community in Beverly Hills.

The cute rocker family purchased their new pad from Sam Nazarian, a mogul in the entertainment biz and the CEO of SBE Entertainment. He put the house on the block in April with an asking price of $15 million, and it's not clear whether Gwen, Gavin and Kingston paid less than that.

Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale Walk

The seven-bathroom, 10,000 square-foot house spans two acres and features an infinity pool, tennis court, and movie projection room. We're not sure what the hell an infinity pool is, but man does that $hit sound tight.

Nazarian bought the residence from diva Jennifer Lopez in October 2004. Lopez owned the property for four years and married Marc Anthony on the estate in a hush-hush ceremony in June 2004. She has since moved on to produce terrible music and act in bad movies.

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An apology for making drunken anti-Semitic remarks isn't enough to redeem Mel Gibson, at least in the eyes of actor-director Rob Reiner (left).

The actor also must acknowledge, and work to rectify the fact that his work reflects anti-Semitism, particularly the 2004 hit movie The Passion of the Christ, Reiner told the Associated Press.

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  • Poor Insane Mel

"When he comes to the understanding that he has done that, and can come out and say, you know, 'My views have been reflected in my work and I feel bad that I've done that,' then that will be the beginning of reconciliation for him," Reiner said.

Some critics vehemently attacked Gibson's movie as portraying Jews as evil. Supporters said the movie was merely being faithful to Gospel accounts of Jesus' arrest and crucifixion. A call to Gibson's publicist seeking comment was not immediately returned Friday.

Gibson publicly apologized for an anti-Semitic tirade he unleashed when he was arrested for drunken driving in Malibu on July 28. He has called the remarks "despicable." Earlier this month, Gibson pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor charge in a deal that calls for alcohol rehabilitation, fines and probation.

Reiner, however, said Gibson also must do some soul-searching.

"It's not a matter of just apologizing for some words you've said. It's to really understand why it is you're anti-Semitic and where those feelings came from," said Reiner, a solid Jew. "I believe that people can be redeemed and people can change, but that's going to be a very long process."

As for Saddam Hussein's shot at redemption? Reiner had no comment.

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As the nation marks the one-year anniversary of the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina, everyone from politicians to reporters is talking about New Orleans. Lots of people say we ought to help the Crescent City, but one celeb is walking the walk and talking the talk. Hilary Duff.

The Duffmeister has worked with USA Harvest -- the organization that helps service over 5,400 agencies nationally and has come up with 11.6 billion pounds of food to help those deserving organizations -- for more than two years now.

Hilary Duff Serves Food

In the past year, Hilary herself has donated more than 2.5 million meals to hurricane victims in the south through the "food-raising," fundraising organization.

For Hilary, always the anti-diva, lending her name and shining a light on a noble cause is the very least she can do.

"When you are a celebrity, and you have a voice that people pay attention to or a name that people watch and read about, it's the perfect opportunity to spread the word and get people motivated and to remember to help other people and give back," she said.

See this, Ashlee Simpson? Hilary is showing that a singer can not only be talented and down to earth, but can contribute something to this planet as well. She doesn't even put out! Kudos.

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This is unusual: a politician is supporting the truth.

Zing!

Shakira Fashion

Perhaps New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg is trying to set a new trend in Washington, as he's throw his MTV Video Music Award support behind Shakira.

Bloomberg, who uses his iPod mostly for studying Spanish, made a powerful endorsement on Tuesday when he backed the Colombian pop star in the race for Video of the Year.

Even though Christina Aguilera, another finalist for the award, hails from Staten Island - and sings a jazzy, catchy tune in "Ain't No Other Man" - the mayor was simply mesmerized by Shakira's hips.

Yeah. He may not be alone in that stance.

In a taped spot that aired on MTV's "Total Request Live" yesterday, Bloomberg defended his choice by noting the truth in the title of Shakira's smash single "Hips Don't Lie:"

"I think I'm going to have to go with Shakira - those hips don't lie," Bloomberg said.

More profound words have rarely been spoken.

While the mayor did not offer other views, it's safe to assume he backs Lindsay Lohan for Most Annoying and would belt out a loud "NO!" when asked if Suri Cruise were, indeed, real.

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The worthless Simpson sister is reportedly joining R&B star Usher -- who is currently playing the role of Flynn on Broadway -- as the latest pop star to take a role in the musical "Chicago." But, unlike Usher, Ashlee Simpson will suck royally do her stint in London instead of N.Y.

Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Chicago Photo

Jessica's sickly little sis is said to have started rehearsal this week for the role of Roxie Hart, the part Renee Zellweger filled in the big screen adaptation. Her first official performance is slated for October. Tickets are (and should always be) available.

This is just one of several major changes in Ashlee's life, including a well publicized plastic surgery rampage makeover. The burning question gracing every tabloid cover at the news stands and the Internets is how much of that makeover involved sharp knives and anesthesia.

Ironically, Ashlee will be singing about what it means to be a celebrity and what it's like to have everyone analyzing your body.

One of the verses the character Roxie belts out is:

I'm gonna be a celebrity
That means
Somebody everyone knows
They're gonna recognize my eyes
My hair... My teeth... My boobs... My nose

Sure thing. Everyone recognizes Ashlee's nose and chin -- or at least they used to, before the talentless hypocrite had herself mangled.

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So much for a mysery man for Jessica Simpson.

According to People magazine, the singer and really bad occasional actress has found her first post-Nick Lachey boy toy: John Mayer.

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"She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source told the magazine. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."

Just once, wouldn't you love to hear that a celebrity is dating again - but they actually have been happier in the past? No? Maybe that's just The Gossip.

Mayer, 28, began a co-headlining tour with Sheryl Crow on Aug. 24. Simpson is expected to attend his concert in Jones Beach, N.Y., on Wednesday night. That's like a school night sleepover! This is getting serious.

Depite a bruised vocal chord, Jessica is currently in New York promoting her new album, "A Public Affair." It was released Tuesday.

Oddly enough - or perhaps, completely logically enough - Mayer had to cancel his Hartford, CT., appearance with Crow on Saturday due to laryngitis. Could that be due to these lovebirds playing some intense rounds of tonsil hockey?

It could be worse, guys. You could've gotten an STD from Paris Hilton.

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For all we know, Celebrity Duets might make ratings for American Idol seem like those of a PBS telethon. We're excited to find out.

But one thing the latest FOX reality show won't be able to do is diagnose an unusually ill patient, while remaining bitter, cantankerous and witty at the same time.

That's why we're glad this is the only Tuesday night where Celebrity Duets will take up the entire 8-10 p.m. time slot. Next week - finally! - House returns.

Hugh Laurie Picture

We can only imagine how ornery the doctor will be after star Hugh Laurie wasn't even nominated for an Emmy Award. He does look surprisingly coy in the image below:

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There's bad timing, such as being alive during the same era when people give Brooke Hogan a recording contract.

Then there's bad timing, such as when you're new CD hits stores - but you lose your voice during the big week of publicity.

So go the vocal chords of Jessica Simpson. Ashlee's sister has been ordered to rest her pipes, just as her latest album, "A Public Affair," is released in stores.

Jessica Simpson Legs And Cleavage

"It is true that she has indeed lost her voice," Simpson's publicist, Rob Shuter, said.. "She's been ordered to rest ... She can talk, she can croak out a few sentences. She sounds a little off, but, you know, she can't sing."

As a result, Simpson canceled an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman this week. Good thing, too. Letterman is probably still recovering from the Peter Sarsgaard/vagina story.

Jessica hopes to make it for a performance on the Today show Friday, as well as the always exciting appearance on MTV's Total Request Live, hosted by Vanessa Minnillo, Nick Lachey's replacement for her.

"She's trying," Shuter said. "Everybody is hoping and keeping their fingers crossed."

Lindsay Lohan is going so far as to keep her legs crossed in an effort to -- no, no, that's never true.

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