But we can confirm that the silly dude makes us laugh.
Wilson has finally broken his silence over the rumors, however, that Hudson ditched Chris Robinson for his dented nose and humorous ways.
"I'm single despite what people say. I think hopefully that I'll meet someone that I'll want to have a family with, that's what I would like," Owen said.
If that doesn't work, though, Wilson will probably make up some fake names and see if that Wedding Crashers thing really works.
Meanwhile, a source has the following to say about Hudson and Robinson:
"They never really split. They love each other - Chris can be sarcastic and biting, but not with her."
Biting? That does sound like something the porn-riffic pair would be into.