Osama to Bobby Brown: I Will End You!

Osama bin Laden once professed his love for Whitney Houston in an interview, saying she is the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, and adding that he'd like to have her husband, Bobby Brown, killed. While Osama would probably say the same for us, and you, reading this at home, it's possible he held Brown in particularly strong contempt, given that he gets to wax that booty. And he does, Osama. Hard.

In any case, we put together the following image of the crazy Al Qaeda mastermind expressing his true feelings for Mr. Brown. One might go so far as to say it's bin Laden's prerogative to off him. Eh? Forget it.