Nicole Richie, Phone Home!

We can't help but think that someday, a race of creatures on a distant planet will return to Earth for one of their own. Somehow left behind at a tender age, Nicole Richie (birth name Akbar X. Bertuelguesean) has learned to adapt to this cruel world -- except for the whole eating thing -- but she's not fooling anyone here at T.H. Gossip.

Below is a comparison of Richie, an artist's rendition of an alien life form, and the alien supposedly discovered in Roswell, N.M., in the late 1940s. Can you tell them apart?

E.T. would be rolling over in his grave if he could see this. If there are graves on his planet that is. More appropriately, Steven Spielberg, creator of E.T., would be rolling in his grave. Not because of this post, but because of Mel Gibson's recent behavior.