Mrs. Lohan Developing Own Talk Show, "White Oprah" Speaks

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Is it comforting or frightening to know the awful apple doesn't fall from the crazy tree? Consider this question as you ponder Lindsay Lohan and her mother.

Reports state that Dina Lohan is developing her own talk show. Dina, who acts as her daughter's manager, has been sued for fraud and is responsible for giving birth to such a sexually deviant prima donna, claims she is the perfect host for a show because people feel comfortable telling her their problems.

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"Lindsay's friends call me the 'white Oprah
Winfrey
' because they all come to me with their problems. I'm like the mom of these kids in the business. I love to talk. I have a talk show in the works. It's more of an Apprentice-type game show thing. I would host it and co-produce it. We're shopping it around."

That's crazy. No way Lindsay Lohan has any friends.

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LOL she gave herself this name??? Even funnier.

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halo

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It'll never happen. Besides the fact that no one would ever waste the electricity to have the tv on to watch this idiot, no sponsor will ever pay $$ to have their commercials run during her show. No network will ever sign her. She isn't a white Oprah, I doubt she's worth a billion dollars.

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Please tell me this is a joke

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