Why would Kid Rock possibly bid adieu to Pamela Anderson when his new wife doesn't merely perform laps dances for her hubby ... she puts on a dual show with another sexy icon.
Oh yes, Anderson and Cindy Crawford (remember her?) performed for their respective significant others aboard Pam's yacht in St. Tropez Monday night.
First, Anderson gave the VIP treatment to Rock, shaking her booty to tunes by Jay-Z, Fatboy Slim, Nelly and Gnarls Barkley. It must have been a very bouncy show.
Cindy then took over. She performed for her man, Rande Gerber, to the Gwen Stefani and Eve track, "Let Me Blow Ya Mind." Just mind? Really? That would be too bad for Rande.
The Crawford action began with a little bit of Cindy and Pam together. But then the former model took control, thanks to the use a nearby pole.
We hope she was careful with it, however. Just ask Kate Hudson what can happen.