Does Suri Cruise actually exist, or is this all a well-orchestrated publicity stunt? Given the dearth of evidence to support a conspiracy, such as a bogus birth certificate and some very fake-looking pictures of alleged mom Katie Holmes, we are convinced there is no baby. But do fans across the nation share our opinion, or are we going out of our minds? That's precisely what the Gossip wanted to find out with our EXCLUSIVE POLL (above, right).
As of the time of this post, 231 of you have voted, with 58 PERCENT believing that there is no baby. If you have not cast your vote yet, please do so, as we can gauge the general population's opinion more accurately with a larger sample size! There appears to be widespread belief that this is all a hoax, or at least very suspicious.
Below is a sampling of some reader comments we've gotten re: Suri. Some of them may surprise you. Others may offend you. All are pretty much guaranteed to amuse you:
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"Suri?!? More like surreal! No way this kid exists." -- Amanda
"Wow, that picture looks totally fake... if she really WAS that big, then her stomach should be much lower. I know everyone carries differently but come one... also, there is no possible way to be wearing regular jeans when you are that big. Well, I suppose there is but it is SOOO uncomfortable." -- Teresa
"I believe she's real. Why she would stay hidden all this time is weird though." -- V
"There is no way that a woman's stomach can appear as Katie's does in this [sic] pix. It does not look real, and even though my teen tried to tell me, I am now convinced that Suri is fake also. Shame on TomKat if it's not true." -- Missy
"OK, well... I have actually believed that there really was a baby. But... either there was some doctring [sic] to this pic or that is a totally fake tummy. I've had 2 kids and all my friends have too, and I have NEVER seen something as freaky as that! lol" -- Katherine
"Here's the REAL question: which is more real - Suri Cruise or Ashlee Simpson's chin? At least we've seen a picture of Ashlee's chin." -- Allen
"I honestly believe that Suri Cruise is fake. I love Leah Remini but i think that Tomkat asked her to say that they saw her just so people wouldnt catch on to Suri not being real." -- CoJo
"I CAN'T WAIT TILL EITHER TOM OR KATIE COME CLEAN & TELL THE PUBLIC IT WAS ALL FOR PUBLICITY & THERE NEVER WAS ANY 'BABY'!!!" -- Barbara
"ya know - who cares - I was a huge Tom fan from the early 1980's - after he totally dissed Nicole Kiddman [sic], I could care less about him, who he is currently bedding nor his freaky alledged [sic] child - don't care!" -- DeeCee
"I don't get it - we criticize celebrities so often for being in the spotlight too much. Now, we have a loving couple choosing to keep their baby and private life private ⦠and we make fun of them for it? What does that say about our society? Our need to be nosy?" -- Donna
"Suri is real and she's almost 8 months old; born last December, daddy unknown. Remember Katie got really big really quickly?! She was '3' months and looked like 8 -- and don't forget Katie is tall... tall women usually hide the bump well. And did anyone actually believe the whirlwind romance in the first place? But these guys are supposed to be actors -- you really think they could have done a better job -- stoopid heads! Neither of them have ever really struck me as mental giants -- which might explain why the bump kept changing size. The real question is... why did they bother in the first place? We'll see Suri when she's too old to tell the difference -- e.g. 'is this a 12 or a 16 month baby?'" -- Claire
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August 2nd, 2006 3:10 PM
Is Suri real, oh please I'm sick of hearing about it, and shame on Katie for going along with this stupid plan , why is Katie hiding . She is so stupid to be with TOM THE IDIOT she is just wasting her life away with all this stupid sciencecrap . Katie need help fast and needs to get out of this mad mans crazy world.
August 9th, 2006 8:32 PM
Once people do find out that there is no baby, I'd like to know if fraud charges be brought against the two of them for the lie? And, any celebrity claiming that they've seen the baby, are friends of Tom's and doing him a favor because they think he has power in Hollywood. Well not anymore. There are alot more then a few hundred people that don't believe the baby exists. The only people that seem to think there is a baby, are Tom and Katie. Their careers are over!
August 17th, 2006 10:39 PM
Tom is a psycho, and that baby is just a fantasy. I feel bad for Katie, she seems so sad, and she always has this vacant, glassy-eyed, dead gaze. She seems totally brainwashed, and she has gotten so ugly since this "baby" thing. Poor girl. Can you imagine being Tom's beard? He's a controlling, creepy little man with a massive Napoleon complex. And don't forget, TCLTC (Love ya Superficial!)
September 17th, 2006 1:58 AM
Come on already! I think it's very sad that so many naive americans actually believe that these elaborately staged marriages & this Alien Crack baby are all for real! Before the information age (ie. INTERNET) T & K may have been able to fool us with this fake marriage/baby fraud scandal/publicity stunt. The problem is, most of us have enough sense to see through the BS. Face it, Tom Cruise is 100% GAY & has been using these contractual 'marriages' with B-list starlets (who magically rise to fame shortly after the fake wedding) as desperate means to cover it up (& give the deluded few who defend Tom & katie fake ammunition "he is not gay! he's married to a woman!."-as if that means ANYTHING in Hollywood) That is the oldest trick in the (gay) hollywood book! Those marriages are not real! Notice how they always occur when both stars have new movies coming out-can you say FREE PUBLICITY? I mean, how many STRAIGHT A-list actors sue/threaten to sue ANYONE who exposes/asks for confirmation of the truth about his homosexuality? Liberace did & look at what we know now! What I have always wondered is, how do Tom's attorneys 'prove' that this 'lie' is "true" in court?Answer:with payoff hush MONEY! The very fact that he makes a big deal about it just draws more attention & confirms our suspicions that it is 'true.' It is so funny, the way his money dramatically causes the person who spills the beans to suddenly change story & deny ever even meeting Tom (yet they had previously been lovers). He is Phobic of the truth! Now that Tom is not with Paramount, it will be interesting to hear all of the people who used to work with Tom come forth with stories of the 'confidentiality contracts"they all had to sign when working with him & we may even get some juicy details of the boyfriend(s) Tom often visited in trailors on sets! The show is over for Tom & this ridiculous marriage to Katie-Kold-Sore Holmes is likely to blow up in their faces! America is not buying it anymore. Katie even lied in the recent Vanity fair 'damage control' article! She tried to tell us now that T bought the sonogram machine for the doctor's house calls, yet a previous interview with T & K specifically states that Tom & Katie said that they were 'going to do their own sonograms' on the baby! It's as if she doesn't realize that we remember this stuff! Tom insisted that Nicole's pregnancy was not caused by him, because he is sterile & now we are supposed to believe that this girl (who was already pregnant when he met her) is carrying his biological child? This is FRAUD! Those babies they posed with in VF were Photoshopped american & asian babies who were WAY older than months! This is getting to be a SICK JOKE! They need to just give it up!
September 16th, 2009 8:03 PM
Come on people the Scientologists have tried to create a new GOD but it turned out to be an alien baby so IT is in a science lab somewhere being monitored so they can create a superior race LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL. GO to HE** tom cruise oh wait there is no hell I keep forgetting that.
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