Federline Seeks Life, New MySpace Page

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Kevin Federline, a.k.a. the biggest dirtbag to ever grace the pages of the tabloids (or the Earth), is out to reshape his image. Or at least his page on the ever-popular myspace.com.

The husband of Britney Spears has abandoned his official MySpace page name, "kevinfederlineforreal," in favor of the more conventional "kevinfederline."

Kevin Federline Peace

However, within hours of giving up his former handle, which yesterday was still being linked from his under-construction home page, kevinfederline.com, some smart ass took over "kevinfederlineforreal" and was posting under the moniker KeV.

The Federline impostor writes that he's 22 and single, adding that he doesn't want kids. Come on, man. If you're going to impersonate a jackass celebrity on myspace, at least try to make the profile realistic. What's next? Are you gonna say you have a job? Or clothes that fit?

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Born
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Fresno, California
Full Name
Kevin Earl Federline
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