Federline Goes Black, Won't Be Going Back

If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

The American Express Centurion card, otherwise known as the Black AmEx, is friend and status symbol to celebrities (and, now, apparently, wastes of space aspiring rappers) worldwide. According to In Touch Weekly, (via MSNBC), the Britinator is bestowing the precious plastic on her husband because she wants to prove how much she trusts him. As T.H. Gossip has said once before this week in reference to Mrs. Federline, you have got to be f*$%king kidding me.

Come on B. What are you thinking here? We don't have high expectations in that department, but still. When you have a gold-digging freeloader living with you, don't give him another credit card! He already has a problem with credit card debt. Get him credit counseling instead!

Meanwhile, the magazine also reports that Britney is going to renew her vows with K-Fed after the birth of their second child in the fall.

Apparently, she didn't want an elaborate ceremony the first time around when she and Kev tied the knot in secret back in September 2004. They're ready to do it all over again now, however.

"She wants to show the world that she is happily married," an insider who is surely reliable tells the magazine.

Spears' rep says nothing is planned, however. Thank God.