We'd rather not talk about the fact that Elizabeth Hurley is engaged. That makes us sad.
But let's delve into the fact that this British babe has decided to develop her own range of organic foods, made from items grown on her country estate. That makes us ravenous!
"It's the best thing I've ever done … It's the only place I want to be," Hurley said.
Sorry, Hugh Grant, we know you thought you were the best thing Hurley had ever done.
"When we get our organic status we're going to farm properly and we're going to have a herd of cows and proper sheep and proper chickens, and we're going to have small amounts of Gloucestershire Old Spot pigs," Elizabeth continued. "I've joined the breeders' club already and I'm quite excited about it."
Way to go, The Gossip says. We're sick of celebrities and their supposed fashion sense (cough ... cough ... Britney Spears ... cough ... cough).
Give us a food line over a clothing line any time.