We knew the Mel Gibson saga was weird, but this one surprised even the perpetually inquiring, amused minds at T.H. Gossip.

Available for free by following this link is a ringtone that reenacts Gibson's drunken, belligerent anti-Semetic wrath as showcased so wonderfully during his arrest on Friday.

The "Mel in Malibu" ringtone is the first in a series of absurd ones being developed by National Lampoon. One can only assume that future ringtones to be developed and marketed include:

• Tom Cruise declaring his undying love for Katie Holmes
• Kevin Federline rapping at the Teen Choice Awards (even though it's serious, this is quite possibly more ridiculous than anything else)
• Lindsay Lohan panting, sweating, desperately trying to catch her breath (while suffering from exhaustion and all)
• Peter Cook apologizing to Christie Brinkley
• Nicole Richie projectile vomiting
• Paris Hilton...

Come on. This is just too easy.