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Britney Spears... On the Rocks, With a Twist, Please?

Britney Spears: The Virginal Tease DaysApparently K-Fed is not the only one who gets to throw back a couple of drinks with the incredible Britney Spears -- travelers to Vegas can get drunk with Brit too!

Ok, maybe not with Britney Spears, the pop princess turned actress turned wife and mother turned trailer trash train wreck herself. But you can get absolutely annihilated on about 8-9 of the cocktails called The Britney Spears, offered by a popular Sin City hot spot.

Clint Thoman, a bartender at TAO at Vegas' Venetian (the same place where Ron Jeremy porked K-Fed's mom), created the drink, which consists of Stoli Raspberry vodka, fresh raspberries, lemon wedges, sugar, sour mix and 7-Up.

Thoman tells Vegas' Celebrity Week that he got the idea to mix up the concoction because "Britney is a down home sort of girl from the south. I figured she could appreciate this."

Well, maybe once she cranks out Sean Preston's little brother or sister she can. Until then, she'll just have to wash down her Cheetos with Mountain Dew. Don't white trash people do that?

The Gossip is totally going to get housed on Britney Spears the next time we're in Vegas. Which may be never, until we can generate some more ad revenue. For now, we'll just have to settle for PBR cans and staring at our circa 1999 Brit poster. Ooga!

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9 Comments

  1. tara Says:

    she has a nic ass nd she's still hot even after her bald moment..

  2. matman Says:

    after all these years i still beat off to her hot pics

  3. matman Says:

    let me beat my meat one more time

  4. adelina Says:

    i like britney i love

  5. leander Says:

    u lok so hot with that bike

  6. amber Says:

    haha i love britney she rox i was so ubsessed when i was lil tht i used to pretend to be her

  7. Papawadee Says:

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  8. Papawadee Says:

    britney so hot i love britney

  9. haley kirsten Says:

    i love you britney!
    you're so awsome and i love your music

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