Britney Spears Goes Baby Shopping

With her second baby's birth two months and one day away, Britney Spears has registered online for thousands of dollars worth of gifts at Petit Tresor, a posh L.A. children's store with a celebrity following.

"It's not a fake, she's having a baby shower soon and has told friends that they can order gifts from the site," a source assured MSNBC's The Scoop.

What's not a fake? The kid? No $h!t, Sherlock. The Gossip was pretty sure Brit was knocked up when we say the nude pics in Harper's Bazaar. Who do you think she is, Katie Holmes? No way Britney is with it enough to plot a faux celebrity baby birth.

The accessories and furniture on the pretty pregnant pop princess' posh registry strongly suggest that she is expecting a baby girl.

While the chandelier Spears plans to put in the poor little tike's room (no matter what deadbeat Kevin Federline says, Brit wears the pants in this house) features little airplanes, there exists a preponderance of pink and frilly ruffles among the merchandise. Then again, we've seen how well she dresses Sean Preston -- so there's really no telling what the f*%k is going on in Britney's mind at any time.

Shower guests had better be prepared to refinance their home loans. The aforementioned baby chandelier costs a whopping $1,200.

But don't hate.

"It's not like she's expecting her friends to buy everything for the baby. She's already spent, like, $30,000 at the store," the source says.