Attention, K-Mart Shoppers: Please Welcome Katie Holmes!

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We know that crazy fiancee Tom Cruise just got his broke ass fired by Paramount pictures, but doesn't he have any money squirreled away somewhere? Sure he's in serious financial trouble and calling on billionaire investors to bankroll his flicks, but can't he afford to buy his poor fake baby's momma a wardrobe?

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Seriously now. What the hell is Katie Holmes wearing? Is she even lucid at this point? She looks like a zombie in every picture we come across, brainwashed and ready to resign herself to a life of misery. Okay, maybe we shouldn't talk. My sister used to wear clothes like this. Then she turned eight. In 1989.

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