It's a Pampered, Spoiled, Nauseating Simple Life - Again

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Here's a question to ponder: if a show stars a spec of an actress so tiny, it takes NASA telescopes to see her, does it actually exist? Viewers will have a chance to play "Find Nicole!" next year, as the horrific news of another The Simple Life season is spreading.

Apparently, ratings trump common decency and bad blood, as E! announced it will bring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie back for a fifth season of this mean-spirited show.

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It's unclear under what settling the spoiled pair will make people feel stupid for having family, jobs and an education - but the success of The Simple Life: 'Til Death Do Us Part is enough to warrant another year of waif-like antics across the country.

This season's version tripled E!'s primetime ratings when it debuted on June 6. In other words, people: you only have yourselves to blame.

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We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

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