Suri Cruise: The (Lack Of) Proof Is In The Pudding

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The truth has funny ways of coming out.

A staff member here at the Gossip was standing in line at the grocery store this afternoon and leafing through People Magazine, which ran a picture of Katie Holmes similar to those we have posted lately of the former Dawson's Creek star keeping it mellow and looking absolutely f--king brutal.

Mother and Doll

But here's the good part. The photo caption revealed, in a classic Freudian slip, the truth behind the mystery of her yet-unseen baby Suri.

"Katie Holmes has been lying low lately," it said.

Clearly, what the magazine meant to say was that Katie is laying low. But instead it confirms what we already know, and she and everyone around her are liars, and that Suri Cruise is a farce. Don't even try to tell us otherwise, because you're wrong. If you believe Leah Remini, you have got to put down that Scientology-flavored Kool Aid and grab yourself a nice, hot cup of reality.

Sure she has looked overweight, unkempt and possibly pregnant for months. That doesn't mean there is a baby -- Holmes has clearly just let herself go! With her current partnet, can you blame her?
At least that's our take. Star says that the real reason behind the "hiding" of fake Suri is due to the fact that Holmes is terrified of having stalkers like she had in the past during her TV days. She still hasn't recovered from nightmares and is scared to subject her daughter to it.

Fiancee Tom Cruise has reportedly hired more security. For what, we don't know. To make it look like you have something to protect? Come on man. Just give it up. We know you're the world's biggest star, but you're just throwing money away at this point.

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Katie Holmes Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Toledo, Ohio
Full Name
Kate Noelle Holmes

Katie Holmes Quotes

"Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience—in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most important job you have in the world."

Katie Holmes [on being a mom]

"As a woman, you make the transition from being singe to [being] a partner. I have a teammate."

Katie Holmes [on married life]