Supposed Singers Announced for Celebrity Duets

For a show that calls itself Celebrity Duets, the upcoming Fox reality show lacks, oh, we don't know, celebrities.

The line-up of singers for the competition, debuting Aug. 29, was announced recently announced. Try to read these with a straight face:

• Cyndi Lauper
• Smokey Robinson
• Dionne Warwick
• Randy Travis
• Brian McKnight
• Macy Gray
• Richard Marx
• Michael Bolton

What, no Nicole Richie?!? She's a singer now. Sort of.