Stupid Lohan, Engaged Kid Rock Celebrate David Spade's Birthday

The Gossip can only pray it receives this sort of celebration for its birthday.

As David Spade turned 42 this week, apparently a romance with way-out-of-his-league beauty, Heather Locklear, was not a nice enough gift. Instead, friends Lindsay Lohan and Kid Rock joined Spade on stage for a few karaoke numbers.

The song the trio butcherd? "American Woman," perhaps meant as a tribute to Rock's (or would that be Kid's?) new fiance, Pamela Anderson.

Lohan, who brought beau Harry Morton, also joined Rock's sister for a rendition of "Since U Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson. Whether or not Lindsay meant this as an ode to rival Paris Hilton, we may never know. But at the event, the actress could now breathe for the first time - yeah, yeah! - without that skinny blonde staring over her shoulder.