Hey, if you'd ever kissed Dennis Rodman, you'd have germ fears for the rest of your life, also.
A source revealed the following to Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper:
"The seat has to be inspected by her people, then installed - with an unbroken seal - by plumbers before every gig."
In defense of everyone's favorite 47-year old singer, this isn't such an outrageous demand. There were rumors years ago that Mariah Carey required certain color M&Ms at every show. As Madonna's spokesperson, Liz Rosenburg, said:
"Who wouldn't want a new toilet seat wherever they go?"
No, seriously, she wants to know. Leave a comment about the issue please.
Other Madonna requests on tour include:
- Three candles to protect her from negative vibes and mean-spiritedness
- A relaxing foot spa complete with lavender and camomile body soak
- Kabbalah water
- A love seat
The Gossip is fine with all this. Madonna has earned it. A friendship with Lindsay Lohan, however? Now we have a problem.