Hey, fellas, wanna ogle Paris Hilton, but not sure where to find the waste of space? (Hint: Try the bathroom stall, on her knees.) You don't need a blow up doll to satisfy this unusual urge anymore.
Try a lookalike! Natalie Reid (pictured) looks very much like our favorite "fart in a mitten." The real Paris even invited the fake Paris to the real Paris' house for an evening of debating alternative fuel uses in America.
Or giggling and purging.
"She invited me to her house in West Hollywood, and we hung out. She was totally in shock, like staring at me and taking a lot of pictures," Reid tells Playboy in its September issue.
That's right, you can glimpe Hilton naked in the upcoming issue ... sort of. Then again, Paris did go all R. Kelly on us and make a sex tape. Who hasn't seen her nude? Who wants to see her nude?
This is digusting.