Paris Hilton Channels Her Inner Britney; Makes Complete Fool of Herself

How does Paris Hilton celebrate America's birthday? But strutting her white girl dancing stuff!

At Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, the hopeful mother boogied down to Britney Spears' "Toxic." The song's title, ironically, also described the effect Paris has on most human beings. Sources, moreover, say she enjoyed the stylings of The Pussycat Dolls and Christina Aguilera.

Hilton must have done Britney proud by performing her patented "clutch my breast move/seizure."

That somehow implies that Hilton has visible breasts, however.

So hopefully it was an actual seizure.