It's been 12 weeks since their baby daughter's birth and rumors that Suri Cruise does not exist have started to gain traction as no pictures have been made available and a supposedly shady birth certificate is all we have to go on. Nevertheless, a spokesperson for the couple says that's not about to change anything.
"If and when they do make a decision, it will be at their discretion and not anybody else's," said the spokesman, who has a very interesting job.
Meanwhile, there are rumors that Holmes' parents are going to boycott her upcoming wedding to Tom, as they're not happy about the couple's location of choice. Rumor has it that Cruise will marry his baby's momma within the next month in a Scientology ceremony performed by David Miscavige.
Holmes' parents, Martin and Kathleen, are devout Catholics, and intend to skip the actual ceremony, according to an alleged friend of the couple, who is apparently not trustworthy whatsoever, as he/she went off and blabbed to Life & Style Weekly.
The magazine quotes a family friend as saying that Martin and Kathleen Holmes aren't happy with their daughter's choice of where to marry, and that if Katie were to have a proper Catholic wedding, her whole family would gladly be a part of it.
Katie, who is looking rough as hell these days (see Exhibit A, below) initially wanted a Catholic wedding herself, but realized she'd never win that argument with her brainwashed beau.
"She knows that if she had rejected Scientology, her relationship with Tom could've ended," the unnamed, untrustworthy source said.
By this point, the bride-to-be has become a big part of the
cult church, so there is no turning back. The only question is whether her family will come around. We're not even sure which alternative is better.