Pamela Anderson is getting married.
We've heard it from the horse's mouth. Well, okay. Not exactly. But it's on her website, pamelaanderson.com, for all the world to see. It turns out that the bombshell Baywatch babe has been hitting it off with on-again, off-again fiancee, Kid Rock, whose name is really Bob Ritchie, and who is actually from a middle class family (not a trailer park). The two plan to marry July 29!
"They've been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step," Pam's rep confirmed to Us Weekly. "They couldn't be happier about their future together."
Here's Pam's diary entry, which you can peep using the link above:
Yes. I'm finally getting remarried... it's been a whirlwind... spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture... it's been sad and lonely and frustrating... I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on... I feel like I'm finally free... I'm in love. I'm happy... I see the light... sounds dramatic but it's true... I know some women can relate to this... My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years... time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words... watch!
Yes. If there one thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that she does love using ellipses in her diary. If there's one more thing we've learned from Pamela Anderson, it's that actions do indeed speak louder than words. Particularly when said actions involve gratuitous sex on film. But no matter. The Gossip would like to take this opportunity congratulate Pam on her upcoming wedding and subsequent annulment. You guys are so sweet together!