Those optimistic that a call girl could find perpetual happiness with a Beatle can finally give up hope: Paul McCartney has officially filed for divorce from Heather Mills.
The reasons given by Sir Paul? He blamed his estranged wife for the split, saying her behavior was unreasonable and argumentative, The Sun and The Daily Mirror reported. The sex photos may not have helped.
Mills' spokesman, Phil Hall, said she was unhappy about the reports.
"Heather's going to be filing her own counterclaims about matters both in this country and America," Hall said in a statement.
"She does not feel the need to repudiate claims that she may be headstrong or feisty. She is hugely disappointed that matters of such a confidential nature should be aired in public and feels it is inappropriate to speak about such delicate matters when a child is involved."
Mills, however, may get the last laugh - or, should we say, the last dollar. McCartney does not have a prenuptial agreement to protect his estimated $1.5 billion fortune. He's hired lawyer Fiona Shackleton, who represented Prince Charles in his divorce from Princess Diana.
McCartney was even photographed Friday without his wedding ring, so all hope appears lost. The lesson, as always: don't marry someone who hates fur. Or has been in like a million orgies.