We don't know for sure what happened between Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson.
But while Lachey has settled on Vanessa Minnillo - after dating every set of mammary glands in Hollywood - Jessica has only been linked to one lucky guy: Dane Cook. Are these Teen Choice Award co-hosts actually an item?
Who cares? What's important is that YOU, the reader, now have a chance to comment on which hunk is the hottest: