Debbie Rowe needs a payday loan.
The insane woman that not only married Michael Jackson, but fathered his children (ewww!) claims the singer owes her a fortune. She says she "sits on the brink of bankruptcy.
Our friends at TMZ.com obtained a motion filed by Rowe, in which she asks a Los Angeles County Superior Court judge to order Jackson to pay her $50,000 in living expenses for the next four months. Ha! Like Jacko can afford that!
In the documents, Rowe states she needs the money to continue her fight for the custody of the couple's two children. An extrar $195,000 is also being requested for legal fees; if Rowe doesn't receive the check to pay her lawyers, she'll have to represent herself in the custody battle - which would provide The Gossip with endless entertaining material.
Jackson and Rowe divorced in 1999. Under the terms of that agreement, the woman who's apparently seen this freak naked was to receive $1 million up front, along with an additional $1 million a year for the next three years. After that, Rowe was to receive $750,000 a year for the next six years. The total take: $8.5 million.
Shockingly - as Jackson faces trial after trial - Rowe claims her former husband hasn't lived up to the agreement.
The settlement agreement provides a peek into Jackson's lavish lifestyle. He owns:
- A Rolls Royce limousine
- Four tractors
- Numerous firetrucks
- Countless car-shaped bunk beds, replete with built-in children
We may have made the last one up. But Rowe is also hoping to alter her visitation agreement in order to spend more time with the doomed offspring of her and Jackson.