Let the Annulment Countdown Begin!

Below is an image we came across from one of the many weddings held by Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock. They look happy, and we are happy for them. But there is no way this is going to last. Come on. The only two questions we have:

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1. When is this blissful union officially coming apart? (this scribe has March 2007 in the Gossip's office pool)
2. What is that guy in the top left of the picture looking at? Creep!