In a post earlier today, in which we ridiculed Nicole Richie, we off-handedly asserted that Kevin Federline had never held a job.
Well, the Gossip is prepared to issue a full retraction of that remark, as we have been informed that K-Fed was once employed at the car wash.
Yes, long before he became Mr. Britney Spears, Federline worked the Red Carpet for about two years. That's the Red Carpet Carwash in Fresno, Calif., to be more specific. He started at the vacuums and worked his way up to customer service!
What a go-getter!
Manager Gilbert Alander says his now-famous former employee came to him one day and announced he would seek fame and fortune as a dancer, and then he moved to Beverly Hills. There, he proceeded to dance periodically, procreate furiously and latch on to famous women with money.
One of Kevin's former co-workers confesses he and K-Fed would "get a little wild" and let their "hair down a little bit." We're not sure what this means exactly, but frankly, it is a little terrifying. Any time Federline goes wild, it can only result in disaster. Or more children.