Britney Still Knocked Up; Derek Jeter Rolling in Grave

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In case you were wondering, Britney Spears is very pregnant... and feeling just a little uncomfortable with her body these days... and, for some reason, planning to collaborate with deadbeat husband Kevin Federline -- musically.

Britney Spears on GMA

"I'm so proud of Kevin. He's been working so hard on his own album since I got pregnant with Preston. I'm so lucky. He's a doll; he's adorable," she said.

Excuse me? Are we talking about the same person? Did Britney suddenly swap her spouse for someone who isn't a white trash, gold-digging drain on society? Because I swear we were talking about K-Fed here. Look at this man (below). He has no idea what to do with his time, other than walk around spending money and trying to look cool. And now he wants us to think he's a die-hard Yankee fan, too. What a disgrace to the proud tradition of the Bronx Bombers and to America as a whole.

Also in the works for Federline's (far) better half is a line of baby clothes Spears is designing, inspired by 10-month old son, Sean Preston.

"Hopefully, next year we'll have a fashion show, maybe at Disney World," she said.

Well K-Fed show? With both of their kids at that point? And his two other kids with D-List actress Shar Jackson? God help us all.

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i love britney spears so much she is the bomb and kevin is a ass im a big fan of brit and kevin needs to ge