Britney Spears' Fired Pool Guy Speaks!

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Our counterparts at hotonlinenews.com are reporting that Britney Spears is not taking too kindly to the laziness of husband Kevin Federline. In fact, the pop star recently axed a pool boy for hanging out with her deadbeat of a husband.

"I was hanging out a little bit. She came out screaming at Kevin for lying around, then looked at me like I was to blame," ex-employee Jon LaLane told In Touch Weekly.

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The next day, LaLane says he got a call from one of Spears' representatives, telling him not to report for work. Don't call us, we'll call you, Jon.

LaLane, son of the famed exercise guru Jack LaLane, and who is also in a band called BlowGun (far too easy to even waste time on a one-liner) says he and K-Fed (below) would talk music by the pool. That's probably a bad sign, if you think about it. The band is clearly not getting it done commercially if he's cleaning pools -- and Federline is not exactly the guy an aspiring performer should be bouncing ideas off of.

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In any case, LaLane claims that pregnant Britney would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else. Britney, whose Manny made headlines for awhile, apparently is allowed to talk to whoever she wants. We now know who wears the pants in this house, not surprisingly.

"She wants Kevin on a leash. She fires everybody. I figured, 'Why not me?' I just didn't expect her to be so mean. It's a revolving door there. She's not the nice person everyone thinks she is," LaLane said.

Oh, get over yourself. She fired you, move on. Go clean Lindsay Lohan's pool, Jon -- the Gossip is pretty sure there's a "special" treat in it for you.

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