Okay, so maybe Linday Lohan isn't addicted to shopping. But that doesn't mean she can't anger the fashion gods.

According to the good people at Us Weekly, Vogue editor Anna Wintour was prepared to unleash limitless wrath on Lohan Monday night. The skinny, spoiled actress was a guest at Wintour's table at the CFDA awards and "got up to use the bathroom to powder her nose six times in two hours," a witness told the New York Post.

During Lohan's final trip to the ladies' room, Wintour whispered to a Vogue staffer: "Tell her, if she gets up one more time, she will never be invited to one of my events again."

Lohan's date, Karl Lagerfeld, was then scolded, "Karl, this is your guest, control her!"

The truth, however, is that Lindsay does what Lindsay wants to do. Remain seated for more than five minutes in a row? Yeah, right! Work on a movie with a new director? As if!