People Actually Want to Watch Paris Hilton Sing

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The Gossip was hoping this was a typo. We double and tripled checked our sources. But apparently Paris Hilton really did top the VH-1 poll of Most Searched for Artist on the station's website this week.

Poor Paris

Rumors are swiring that the bimbo's single, "Stars Are Blind", doesn't completely suck. We figure this can only be valid if listeners are deaf.

Meanwhile, here's the rest of that VH-1 list, the artists that were somehow less commonly searched for than a talentless hotel heiress who refuses to be run over by a bulldozer:

  1. Paris Hilton
  2. Nelly Furtado
  3. Rihanna
  4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
  5. Black Eyed Peas
  6. Britney Spears
  7. T.I.
  8. Pink
  9. Christina Aguilera
  10. The Pussycat Dolls
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u know i think that paris gotta take a trip to hell

Paris Hilton Biography

Ho Train On Us Weekly Cover Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]
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